Dear Ms. Marwood
I went to a bar in Vegas where they use a big heavy paddle on patrons. I was a wee bit intoxicated and got walloped a few times. I think one of the swats landed improperly and injured my tailbone. Have you ever injured someone during a session? Getting spanked by waitresses isn’t the best idea is it?
No, Ted. Getting spanked by waitresses isn’t a very good idea. In fact, you should always be VERY careful who you let take a paddle, strap or cane to your precious derriere! Make sure you ask them some key questions. Such as: how many people have to given a thorough spanking to? (not just a few swats) And: Do you know where the safe spanking zone is? (which this waitress obviously did not!) Also, never give a random stranger permission to whack you with a heavy paddle. Never! (That’s my advice, anyway.) As far as whether I’ve injured anyone, to the best of my knowledge I have not. I spend a lot of time interviewing each prospective client to avoid just this type of thing.